Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".

Sardar thinks "how poetic"

Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".

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Sardar at bar in New York ..

Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"

Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"

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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary

Rs.2000/-, is it

o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is

o.k.......but??

how much is DRIVING salary...?

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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it

gives light at

night when light is needed & Sun gives light during

the day when light

is not needed!!!

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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator

and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head

out and says

YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...

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Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do

register marriage

and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day

in the post

office....

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A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"

Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera

baap!!!"

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2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident

case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC

1760!!!....

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A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start

investigating.......

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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay

'FRIEND', but in the

exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced

friend with

father

in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I

HAVE LOTS OF

FATHERS,

SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY

TRUE

FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.

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Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with

DIFFICULTY....

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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?

Sardar : liquid state.....

Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL

WERE

SARDARS.......

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